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Conversations between The Doctor and his TARDIS AKA the best interactions on Television

  • Idris: Bond the tube directly into the tacking diverter
  • Doctor: Yes. Yes I have actually rebuilt a TARDIS before, you know. I know what I am doing!
  • Idris: You're like a nine year-old trying to rebuild a motorbike in his bedroom. And you never read the instructions.
  • Doctor: I always read the instructions!
  • Idris: There's a sign on my front door. You have been walking past it for 700 years. What does it say?
  • Doctor: That's not instructions!
  • Idris: There's instructions at the bottom. What does it say?
  • Doctor: "Pull to open"
  • Idris: Yes, and what do you do?
  • Doctor: I push!
  • Idris: Every single time. 700 years. Police box doors open out the way.
  • Doctor: You know I think I've earned the right to open my front doors any way I want!
  • Idris: "Your front doors"? Have you any idea how childish that sounds?
  • Doctor: You are not my mother...
  • Idris: And you are not my child.
  • Doctor: You know, since we're talking with mouths, not really an opportunity that comes along very often, I just want to say, you know, YOU have never been very reliable.
  • Idris: And you have?
  • Doctor: You didn't always take me where I wanted to go.
  • Idris: No, but I always took you where you NEEDED to go!
  • Doctor: (pause) You did. Look at us, TALKING! Wouldn't it be amazing if we could always talk? Even when you're stuck inside the box?
  • Idris: But you know I'm not constructed that way. I exist across all space and time. And you...talk and....run around and.....bring home strays!